Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is a hilarious physics sandbox where you become the ultimate chaotic goat—wreck stuff, launch into space, and embrace pure, intentional absurdity.
Account details are not changeable. Each user has their own save, gameplay is unaffected.
Goat Simulator
🐐 Embrace the Mayhem, Be the Goat
Goat Simulator isn’t a game—it’s a goat-powered disaster sandbox where physics bugs, ragdoll flops, and ridiculous stunts are the name of the game. Launch yourself, headbutt cars, fly off buildings, or just mess with NPCs for the fun of it.
🎮 Chaos by Design (Mostly)
You control a goat. You run, you jump, you break things. Points? Sure. Scores? Maybe. But mostly, it’s about laughing at yourself while flying across the map with rocket boots or bouncing off a trampoline into a locked door.
Nearly endless mods exist—play as a dinosaur goat, space goat, or recreate levels from other games. Chaos is limitless and user-generated.
This is the game where bugs are features, physics go rogue by design, and you’re the goat rewriting sanity one headbutt at a time.
“Not a Serious Simulator. Definitely Goat.”
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS:Windows Vista or later
- CPU:2.0 GHz Dual‑Core
- RAM:2 GB
- GPU:Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
- Storage:2 GB
Recommended
- OS:Windows 7 or later
- CPU:Dual‑Core 2.4 GHz or better
- RAM:4 GB
- GPU:512 MB+ DirectX 11 compatible
- Storage:2 GB
Goat Simulator
Goat Simulator is a hilarious physics sandbox where you become the ultimate chaotic goat—wreck stuff, launch into space, and embrace pure, intentional absurdity.
April 1, 2014
Global
Account details are not changeable. Each user has their own save, gameplay is unaffected.
Price
Goat Simulator
🐐 Embrace the Mayhem, Be the Goat
Goat Simulator isn’t a game—it’s a goat-powered disaster sandbox where physics bugs, ragdoll flops, and ridiculous stunts are the name of the game. Launch yourself, headbutt cars, fly off buildings, or just mess with NPCs for the fun of it.
🎮 Chaos by Design (Mostly)
You control a goat. You run, you jump, you break things. Points? Sure. Scores? Maybe. But mostly, it’s about laughing at yourself while flying across the map with rocket boots or bouncing off a trampoline into a locked door.
Nearly endless mods exist—play as a dinosaur goat, space goat, or recreate levels from other games. Chaos is limitless and user-generated.
This is the game where bugs are features, physics go rogue by design, and you’re the goat rewriting sanity one headbutt at a time.
“Not a Serious Simulator. Definitely Goat.”